function getTodaysDate() { var time = new Date(); var dow = time.getDay(); var month = time.getMonth(); var day = time.getDate(); var year = time.getYear(); var todaysDate; if (year < 2000) { year = year + 1900; } var dows = new Array("Sunday", "Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday", "Thursday", "Friday", "Saturday"); var months = new Array("January", "February", "March", "April", "May", "June", "July", "August", "September", "October", "November", "December"); todaysDate = dows[dow] + " " + months[month] + " " + day + ", " + year; return todaysDate; } function getBanner125by125() { currentDate = new Date(); day = currentDate.getDate(); today = new Date(); month = today.getMonth() + 1; if ( month == 1 || month == 2 || month == 3 || month == 4) { diff = day; } else if ( month == 5 || month == 6 || month == 7 || month == 8 ) { diff = day + 31; } else { diff = day + 62; } if (diff < 1 || diff > 93) { diff = 31; } link1 = getTheLink(diff); diff++; if ( diff > 93) { diff = 1; } link2 = getTheLink(diff); diff++; if ( diff > 93) { diff = 1; } link3 = getTheLink(diff); diff++; if ( diff > 93) { diff = 1; } link4 = getTheLink(diff); table = "
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Personals - Give Fate a Nudge'; } else if (diff == 5) { banline = 'Adipex'; } else if (diff == 6) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 7) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 8) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 9) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 10) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 11) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 12) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 13) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 14) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 15) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 16) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 17) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 18) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 19) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 20) { banline = '
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'; } else if (diff == 21) { banline = 'Quit Smoking'; } else if (diff == 22) { banline = 'CalorieKing.com'; } else if (diff == 23) { banline = 'CalorieKing.com'; } else if (diff == 24) { banline = 'Questia Online Library'; } else if (diff == 25) { banline = 'Low Price Guarantee'; } else if (diff == 26) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 27) { banline = 'Acheive Health, Balance, Relaxation: Wai Lana Yoga'; } else if (diff == 28) { banline = 'Junonia Plus Size Activewear'; } else if (diff == 29) { banline = 'Delta Burke Collection'; } else if (diff == 30) { banline = 'Beauty products'; } else if (diff == 31) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 32) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 33) { banline = 'Find Scholarships Today!'; } else if (diff == 34) { banline = 'Color and F/X contact lenses - EyeColor.com'; } else if (diff == 35) { banline = 'Download an eBook today'; } else if (diff == 36) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 37) { banline = 'Hot Topic! Click here!'; } else if (diff == 38) { banline = 'AllDorm - Your College Everything Superstore!'; } else if (diff == 39) { banline = 'banner'; } else if ( diff == 40 ) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 41) { banline = '468x60 back to school'; } else if (diff == 42) { banline = 'Find Scholarships Today!'; } else if (diff == 43) { banline = 'Yahoo! Personals - Give Fate a Nudge'; } else if (diff == 44) { banline = 'Adipex'; } else if (diff == 45) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 46) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 47) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 48) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 49) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 50) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 51) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 52) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 53) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 54) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 55) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 56) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 57) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 58) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 59) { banline = '

Here is what I want:

'; } else if (diff == 60) { banline = 'Quit Smoking'; } else if (diff == 61) { banline = 'CalorieKing.com'; } else if (diff == 62) { banline = 'CalorieKing.com'; } return banline; } function getBanner88by31() { currentDate = new Date(); diff = currentDate.getDate(); if (diff < 1 || diff > 31) { diff = 15; } link1 = getTheLink88by31(diff); return link1; } function getTheLink88by31(diff) { if ( diff == 1) { banline = 'Find Scholarships Today!'; } else if (diff == 2) { banline = '- Are You Healthy ! Order Your TestKit Today!'; } else if (diff == 3) { banline = '88 x 31'; } else if (diff == 4) { banline = 'Learn More Now'; } else if (diff == 5) { banline = 'Free game trials' } else if (diff == 6) { banline = 'Hard to find plus size bras in variety of styles.'; } else if (diff == 7) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 8) { banline = 'Banner 10000003'; } else if (diff == 9) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 10) { banline = '88x31 toefl'; } else if (diff == 11) { banline = 'Color and F/X contact lenses - EyeColor.com'; } else if (diff == 12) { banline = 'Save up to 70% at Overstock.com! (88x31)'; } else if (diff == 13) { banline = 'Banner 10000042'; } else if (diff == 14) { banline = 'Winsor Pilates'; } else if (diff == 15) { banline = ''; } else if ( diff == 16) { banline = 'Find Scholarships Today!'; } else if (diff == 17) { banline = '- Are You Healthy ! Order Your TestKit Today!'; } else if (diff == 18) { banline = '88 x 31'; } else if (diff == 19) { banline = 'Learn More Now'; } else if (diff == 20) { banline = 'Free game trials' } else if (diff == 21) { banline = 'Hard to find plus size bras in variety of styles.'; } else if (diff == 22) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 23) { banline = 'Banner 10000003'; } else if (diff == 24) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 25) { banline = '88x31 toefl'; } else if (diff == 26) { banline = 'Color and F/X contact lenses - EyeColor.com'; } else if (diff == 27) { banline = 'Save up to 70% at Overstock.com! (88x31)'; } else if (diff == 28) { banline = 'Banner 10000042'; } else if (diff == 29) { banline = 'Winsor Pilates'; } else if (diff == 30) { banline = ''; } else if ( diff == 31) { banline = 'Find Scholarships Today!'; } return banline; } function getBookOfTheDay() { var banline; currentDate = new Date(); day = currentDate.getDate(); today = new Date(); month = today.getMonth() + 1; month1 = parseInt(month / 2); month2 = month / 2; if ( month1 == month2) { diff = day; } else { diff = day * 2; } if (diff < 1 || diff > 62) { diff = 31; } if (diff == 1) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 2) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 3) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 4) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 5) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 6) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 7) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 8) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 9) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 10) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 11) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 12) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 13) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 14) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 15) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 16) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 17) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 18) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 19) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 20) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 21) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 22) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 23) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 24) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 25) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 26) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 27) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 28) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 29) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 30) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 31) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 32) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 33) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 34) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 35) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 36) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 37) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 38) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 39) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 40) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 41) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 42) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 43) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 44) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 45) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 46) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 47) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 48) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 49) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 50) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 51) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 52) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 53) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 54) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 55) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 56) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 57) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 58) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 59) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 60) { banline = ''; } else if (diff == 61) { banline = ''; } else { banline = ''; } return banline; }